Rink jokes
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."