Rink jokes
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.