Rink jokes
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?