Rink jokes
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Raffie?
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.