HIV test jokes

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”