HIV test jokes

What’s the most positive thing in Africa?

Their HIV test.

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”