An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
after you read this post you will forget you were gay
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
if you're pro life I hope you get hit by a bus today :)
I don’t know why I’m in jail so basically I was at a gun range and we were suppose to hit the targets even though I hit it
9/11 jokes just dont hit right with me
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
What do you call a Titan who can't swim????? Titanic Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. my version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp it would be unsinkable. What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the ice berg ? I'm breaking up with you.
My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides When aa plane hits it.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What is the worse things that nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
