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Listen up, chucklehead. So, this dude is playing "Angry Birds," right? But get this: instead of hitting the target, one of his birds accidentally lands in a field. Field? You wouldn't know a field if it hit you in the face. You probably think all birds are government drones, you conspiracy nut.

Comments (570)

Yep so true I bet one of my angry birds hits your head

im trying to not let my arents see

ok i cant not be seen ima go hide.

I gotta eat dinner

Cause i hate gamer and gamers little gf is a mod he's got wrapped round his finger and wants this site to be kind.

Like mat didnt abaonded it and let it come to shit

So any second your ac will be gone

if it dose ill make a new ACC and js talk on this joke.

Rip air conditioner

if he bans my ip im going to mat bout it

but then again im saying shit like this to them

Im sorry you hvae to deal with mental breakdowns every day

im sorry you have to deal with my drama

im sorry you have to date a fuckup

I really don't mind

im sorry i make you feel like id leave you or cheat on you.

im sorry if anything gets fucked up that it'll be my fault

im sorry you love me i dont want to hurt you

You aren't any of these

You are everything I hoped for

you dont know the shit ive done..

Im a horrible horrible person..

I'm convinced we are soul mates

We are meant for eachother

Cause I already have you

You desrve someone so much better

You are what I need

You are all O need

You're all I'll ever need

what if i break your heart..?

I look in your eyes and think why me?

im not good enough for you

You ARE good enough for me

You are more than enoigh

You dont desrve someone who gets additced to a hand like a drug

someone who wont harm themself

i fucking make you feel bad when i do that shit

Anonymous

You dont desrve someone who gets additced to a hand like a drug

As long as Iake you happy

I will always love you

I will promise you

you break that promise ill break your entire body.

Aslong as I'm with you

I'll need no one else

You love me like no one else has,

Like your necklace says

mkae me forget all my problems

I wanna make out with you

I would say so much more

But I'm pretty sure there's stalkers

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There isnt i went some where no one would find.

Next to the dislikes it say two peolle

I wanna choke you and make you with you all night

I love when you call me silly

Pits a warm feeling in my heart

i want u to make me moan on accident again

I want you to do it on purpose

like when you choked me on the bed at skys house and I accidently did and ik my face went red and I said I didn't mean to that was I really really didn't mean to.

I was speachless you where able to make me do that..

I think that's what made me bust

Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Make me make that sound again

As long it was you

Make me coom again

Put really really really really really bad thoughts in my head.

like ones id write in my journal

and that turn me way more than on

I wanna eat you out

Imagine my tongue slithering in your pus 😁

my thought prcess went like "sf erhjbagawer"

The feelings you'll feel

And the sounds you'll make

Please dont say things id fnatasize about to much cause that's to powerful.

rember what i said about when i use manners?

i mean unless is ay please sm like I'm begging for it then I really actually want it.

They don't matter to you?

When i use manners i want you to do the opaiste of what I said most of the time when I use them unless I like say please or smthin a lot cause then I really want it like when I said please a lot for you to choke me.

So please dont put things in my head that I've fantisized about its to strong

i bet you cant make me really really really horny

You always make me horny

I wanna make out with you whilst I pin you to the wall

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When I run out of breath I'll choke you out

Ok i felt my body get weak

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Hm :}

I'm only being 75% serious

you dont wants pics of that

Put more thoughts in my head

But you can't send videos

just please dont use my kinks against me

God i just realised ive never let anyone see me like this before..

I wanna tie you up and make out with you all night

Breathing got havy and flet my stomach just

give me enough thoughts to make a fafic with

I wanna pin you towards a wall

Make our with you and finger you

ok my mouth may or may not be watering rn...

Might feel better when you give me head

Ibet you dont know what i want rn.

You wanna be choked

You want me to make out with you

You want me to be dirty :)

Maybe you gotta earn it

I take a shower every other night and I love when you give me thoughts on the nights I do.

You finger fuck yourself in the shower

how do i change the topic while staying on topic?

You aren't changing the topic babe

i feel my body i went weak i

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on a school chromebook that cant leave my table

What's stopping me from plowing you all night

or parents idk how much older

That's the answer I wanted babe

I feed on these thoughts i swear I crave em sm.

Give me to much to where i cant handle them

I'm gonna pin you to the wall and choke you

Til you're begging for air

You don't need to pay

I'll do it for free

i was tryna type then my hand went weak

I wanna drain my balls in you

i love when you make me like this,,

Cause I like seeing you like this

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It' wasn't that but

fleperd

Cause I like seeing you like this

Do it more if i where to explain it makes me feel like I'm ready to beg forit if it stops and I feel my insides just mixed up and my stomach feels light and my heard feels like a lot and my throat feels light and my head just loves it.

I love turning you on

Oh shit thats what it is?'

Anonymous

Do it more if i where to explain it makes me feel like I'm ready to beg forit if it stops and I feel my insides just mixed up and my stomach feels light and my heard feels like a lot and my throat feels light and my head just loves it.

This wht being turned on is?

cause whenevr u turned me on i flet that

When i wanted to be choked more I felt that stronger then I couldn't explain like I was shaking u said u could hear it in my voice and ic ouldtn breathe right I just.. ig wrtgw4

I wanna choke you til you pass out

Choking me corectly is a dangeroous game that if played just enough it pleasures me if played to much it makes me feel weak

fleperd

I wanna choke you til you pass out

omg yes rwtvw

Finish your sentence

It felt like six just a minute ago

just give me more thoughts

I need an overload till i cant handle life.

I wanna do you all night

omg i have thoughts rn tht

Please stop making em fantasize

I won't be done until 8:30

I'm gonna make you pass out when I flood your head with thoughts

Daddy vibes be making my legs weak

Atleast you didnt ask what i fantazied about

fleperd

Good girl

My hearttt

What were you fantasizing about :)

Wheater you like it or not

And don't delete it

of u choking me till i passes out then I woke up tied you by you and then you tortured me by giving me more than I could handle like till my legs started shaking and you just used me and watched me suffer in a good way..

I a Wouldn't do thay

First part yes but

I want to ask you to slow down then you go faster and not listen when I beg you until I cant talk..

Im gonna make it so you can't walk

then take advantage of that i cant walk.

i also think im saying to uch of my thoughts rn..

I wanna choke you, do you, make out with you and tie you up

you turn me on to storng..

Please dont make it worse.

I'm gonna make it worse

how much worser could u maek it in 30 mins?

if you do then ill try to work up the nerves to give u head soon.

Like i really wanna give u head but itd feel akward i feek

That's my good girl

Like i actually reallt do.

You've said it'd be awkward when we sexted

if i feel this stronly tunred on irl I will want to

I'll be harder irl ;)

I'm talking about myself

give me emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Im gonna tie you up

Choke you til you pass put

Then do you all night

:Please let me survive till 8:30.

Dont make me wanna leave early to take care of these thoughts cause its to much

I'll do you untill you're dripping my cum

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I said my mouth is wet like smthin else..

but the smthin esle it alot wetter..'''''''

You want my tongue to make it wetter

Ok i may need to leave early to take care of these thoughts

Let me put more in ;)

Please dont make it to much where I wanna leave then not let me leave..

Go do what you were gonna do

I want you to make me stay

No one else has ever made me feel this way

You'll always be mine

I'll rail you forever

cant on school chromebook still

When you can go to your moms

Ill give u one free pass for whatever you want

Same as I have before :)))

Put alot more thoughts in my head

I'm gonna rail you til you have trouble walking

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I have one alreadu

Omg i want to hear you do that..

, and 17 free passes

I want to hear u mess with urself on call..

I don't make noises while I beat off

Unless I don't rawdog

My mom don't trust me with lotion

When i fw myself i make noises fs..

Ive never done that on call

How about we both do it on call

Tell me what to do when i do that

and tell me when i can stop.

omg what is wrong with me.

Im sorry im saying thoughts..

i may or may not be getting a lil to honry..

I'm gonna 👊 🥩

While you do whatever

I think i mightve gave u permission to control me on call so uhm i take it back

Wait ur actually going to do that..?

b ut liek i cant admit that

so if youdactually do that then i cna

but if you wouldnt then i cant.

Ima give u one free pass to control me on call.

If you dont screenshot passes i give you ima deny it.

fleperd

I don't make noises while I beat off

Aside from a couple of frequent breaths in and out

I dont at first but then when it hirts the right spot I just do..

So i try to not but soemtimes

only use these passes when im at my moms

if you can make me moan again ill give you another pass

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you wasnt sposed to see that..

I wanna see it again

I js said ive been picturing u naked.

but i dont have eough thoughts.

I picture you naked all the time

my body feels like i need it..

Im gon a rest well knowing you'll be tiger fucking yourself to the thought of me

dont think bout what im doing

And I'll use it to my advantage