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Yep so true I bet one of my angry birds hits your head

I gotta eat dinner

Cause i hate gamer and gamers little gf is a mod he's got wrapped round his finger and wants this site to be kind.

So any second your ac will be gone

Rip air conditioner

I really don't mind

You aren't any of these

You are everything I hoped for

I'm convinced we are soul mates

We are meant for eachother

Cause I already have you

You are what I need

You are all O need

You're all I'll ever need

You ARE good enough for me

You are more than enoigh

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You dont desrve someone who gets additced to a hand like a drug

As long as Iake you happy

I will always love you

I will promise you

Aslong as I'm with you

I'll need no one else

Like your necklace says

I wanna make out with you

I would say so much more

But I'm pretty sure there's stalkers

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Next to the dislikes it say two peolle

I wanna choke you and make you with you all night

I love when you call me silly

Pits a warm feeling in my heart

I want you to do it on purpose

like when you choked me on the bed at skys house and I accidently did and ik my face went red and I said I didn't mean to that was I really really didn't mean to.

I think that's what made me bust

Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As long it was you

Make me coom again

I wanna eat you out

Imagine my tongue slithering in your pus 😁

The feelings you'll feel

And the sounds you'll make

i mean unless is ay please sm like I'm begging for it then I really actually want it.

They don't matter to you?

When i use manners i want you to do the opaiste of what I said most of the time when I use them unless I like say please or smthin a lot cause then I really want it like when I said please a lot for you to choke me.

You always make me horny

I wanna make out with you whilst I pin you to the wall

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When I run out of breath I'll choke you out

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Hm :}

I'm only being 75% serious

But you can't send videos

I wanna tie you up and make out with you all night

I wanna pin you towards a wall

Make our with you and finger you

Might feel better when you give me head

You wanna be choked

You want me to make out with you

You want me to be dirty :)

Maybe you gotta earn it

I take a shower every other night and I love when you give me thoughts on the nights I do.

You finger fuck yourself in the shower

You aren't changing the topic babe

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What's stopping me from plowing you all night

That's the answer I wanted babe

I'm gonna pin you to the wall and choke you

Til you're begging for air

You don't need to pay

I'll do it for free

I wanna drain my balls in you

Cause I like seeing you like this

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It' wasn't that but

fleperd

Cause I like seeing you like this

Do it more if i where to explain it makes me feel like I'm ready to beg forit if it stops and I feel my insides just mixed up and my stomach feels light and my heard feels like a lot and my throat feels light and my head just loves it.

I love turning you on

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Do it more if i where to explain it makes me feel like I'm ready to beg forit if it stops and I feel my insides just mixed up and my stomach feels light and my heard feels like a lot and my throat feels light and my head just loves it.

This wht being turned on is?

When i wanted to be choked more I felt that stronger then I couldn't explain like I was shaking u said u could hear it in my voice and ic ouldtn breathe right I just.. ig wrtgw4

I wanna choke you til you pass out

Choking me corectly is a dangeroous game that if played just enough it pleasures me if played to much it makes me feel weak

Finish your sentence

It felt like six just a minute ago

I wanna do you all night

I won't be done until 8:30

I'm gonna make you pass out when I flood your head with thoughts

What were you fantasizing about :)

Wheater you like it or not

And don't delete it

of u choking me till i passes out then I woke up tied you by you and then you tortured me by giving me more than I could handle like till my legs started shaking and you just used me and watched me suffer in a good way..

I a Wouldn't do thay

First part yes but

I want to ask you to slow down then you go faster and not listen when I beg you until I cant talk..

Im gonna make it so you can't walk

I wanna choke you, do you, make out with you and tie you up

I'm gonna make it worse

That's my good girl

You've said it'd be awkward when we sexted

I'll be harder irl ;)

I'm talking about myself

Im gonna tie you up

Choke you til you pass put

Then do you all night

I'll do you untill you're dripping my cum

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You want my tongue to make it wetter

Let me put more in ;)

Go do what you were gonna do

You'll always be mine

I'll rail you forever

When you can go to your moms

Same as I have before :)))

I'm gonna rail you til you have trouble walking

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I have one alreadu

, and 17 free passes

I don't make noises while I beat off

Unless I don't rawdog

My mom don't trust me with lotion

How about we both do it on call

I'm gonna 👊 🥩

While you do whatever

fleperd

I don't make noises while I beat off

Aside from a couple of frequent breaths in and out

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I wanna see it again

I picture you naked all the time

Im gon a rest well knowing you'll be tiger fucking yourself to the thought of me

And I'll use it to my advantage