I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)
Climb high climb far Get high get far
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
the Parkland kids
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.
How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Weedle make you high.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
Why are mountains so funny-- because they are so high
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot Because they are high
I have fun goin on dem roller coasters that go really high up and sittin by random people and once we get to the high point I look at the stranger and go wham and unplug they seat bealt
what do you call a down syndrome who graduated high school? impossible
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
