High-five jokes
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.