High-five jokes
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.