High-five jokes
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.