An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
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My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Hi? Bye.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
