HI jokes

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

His parents were on the other side!

Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?

*waits 25 seconds*

"I lost my tractor!"

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

9: I am higher than you.

8: No, you're not!

(8 flips to his side)

I love the yyyy.

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)