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Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Memes
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.