HI jokes

What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?

Paul.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?

*waits 25 seconds*

"I lost my tractor!"

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his head is so high up in the air.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

His parents were on the other side!