So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
HI Jokes
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
I love the yyyy.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
