HI jokes

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.

One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,

"We will give you a replacement!"

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

Hi Ethan!

Hi Eric Le!

I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.

I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Hi Trent!

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?

"5 second rule!"

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.