What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
HI Jokes
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
