I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH"
Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess
Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock
Stacy: lol
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican? Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
Hola soy Dora do you see the Cliff. Say backpack. Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff you will not peek. Did you just peek. Close your eyes. You silly goose. The end
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad How did Helen Keller drew? With her hand
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a javelin through her neck.
yo mama so stupid , she ate the aplle phone you gave her.
In Boston we say,
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
How do you get a nun pregnant! Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Yo mama so fat she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick...she still isn't talking to me
Yo mamma so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
Yo mama's so dumb when a robber stole her TV she said you forgot the remote
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
