My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
Her Jokes
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Whatβs the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after youβve finished with her.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOLπ€£
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
