Her jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?

I really hit the mother lode with you!

Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.

"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.

Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.