Henry jokes

What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?

"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."

Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.

Henry is in Uranus.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Who would win?

The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,

Or one horny Henry?

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8.