Health

Health Jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

Proctologist

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

Daveon

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

Seizure

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in some laundry...

Kid

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Autism

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

Cancer

What's the difference between me and cancer?

Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because he had too many FILL-INS.

Suicide

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Covid

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.