Have jokes
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Very interesting
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.