Have jokes

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he.

Hi 👋 I have some good

Have a great year!

What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good

A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Why was Sally sad?

Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?

Because his last parents existed.

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.

Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅