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Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
One day there was a boy who needed the toilet, so he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes, but before you go, what are the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies, "I don't know, miss..." The teacher says that he will have to wait.
Later, the boy goes home to his mom who is on the phone. He asks, "What is the first letter in the alphabet?" His mom says, "Oh, shut up!" So the boy goes to his dad who is playing darts and says, "What is the second letter in the alphabet?" His dad says "180!" So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks, "What is the 3rd letter in the alphabet?" The sister says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"
The next day, the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again, so he goes to ask if he can go, and the teacher says, "Yes, but before you go, what are the 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy says, "Oh, shut up!" The teacher is angry about that, so she says, "What is the second one?" "180!" says the boy, and the teacher asks him where he is from, and the boy says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"
The end.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.