Harry Potter

Harry Potter Jokes

Book

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

Orphan

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

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Wolf

What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

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Movie

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Author

How does the author of Harry Potter get around?

She walks, JK, Rowling!

Diary

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

Ginger

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Wheelchair

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...

Chamber

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.

Voldemort

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!