What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!