Hardest jokes
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Memes
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.