Hardest jokes
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!