Hardest jokes
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.