Hardest jokes
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
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What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.