Hardest

Hardest Jokes

Line

What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?

... A FLATLINE!

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  • Memes

    Baby

    What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?

    My boner.

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  • Milk

    What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?

    Throwing the cow across the lake.

    Scooter

    What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?

    Telling your parents you are gay.

    Sex

    Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

    A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

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  • Cock

    My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.

    Polar Bear

    Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck ๐Ÿ˜

    โ€œI turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.โ€

    Uranus

    If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

    Post

    Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

    Dick

    What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

    My dick.

    Penis

    Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"

    "My penis."

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