Knock Knock Who's there? Oswald Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!!!!
So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Yo Mama So UGLY That on Halloween She didnt get candy
This guy tried to kill me and i asked "what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied ": nah, its Halloween"
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* come in the bucket!
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
