I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
why does sophia have no ears? her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except cancer
What's the best haircut.
Chemotherapy
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair
*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
I asked my friend "Hey did you get a haircut and she said no" and then I'm like really then why are you bald today.
Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
Sign outside a hair salon: We'll color your hair or dye trying.
Site nearly as dead as my trim
What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.