Haircut

Haircut Jokes

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"

My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running

My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair

*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*

I asked my friend "Hey did you get a haircut and she said no" and then I'm like really then why are you bald today.