Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you just say “hipity hoppity that gun is my property.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
A man comes in to the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot and the nurse cleans the shot area. The next day the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid the nurse said, “Don’t you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?” The man said, “Don’t you realize if you don’t shut up I’ll give you a shot of lead?” The nurse got scared and quit her job. The nurse was relaxing looking for a vacation to book when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sound like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. “In return for you giving me shots here are yours.” Said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldn’t escape, then he shot her left hand which is the ladies dominant hand so she couldn’t call the cops. For the finishing move the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper. 9 years later...... All along this man, this psycho escaped a mental hospital. He wen’t on mass genocide killing 20’000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human. More than alien. More than god himself...,. It was satan reborn.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.I think I hid the body pretty well but now I have to hide the gun.
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
What do you call an autistic kidwith a gun?
Special Forces.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun
Me:Hi My name is Bro:Hey Guys So who you Me:Hey Stop Dude Bro:How is it going bro- Me:SHUT UP Bro:Is that a gun Me:*Pointing at bro* Bro:Dude i'm Me:*BANG* *BANG* Me:Finally its over
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
Whats a bisons favorite gun?
A pp bizon.
So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
I don't like the word gun
Whenever I say it people always get triggered
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two police men use one gun🙆
what do gum and guns have in comman when you pull one out every one wants to be your friend all of a sodden
