Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
GUI Jokes
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
