GUI jokes

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?

His little brother with the console.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.