GUI jokes
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Memes
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!