A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
GUI Jokes
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
