GUI jokes
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Memes
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"