Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
GUI Jokes
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Guys, am I funny?
Four big guys.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
