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I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran

How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause its still dark in my basement.

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case

Jake had sex and broke her hymen guess he’s Jake rip her

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.

SO IM A COW GUESS WHAT MY DAD THINKS OF THAT? HE SAYS IM A LOOOOSMER

I left Iran guess how. I RAN

is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny

Hey guess what I got for my birthday. No what did you get? Older

My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room So I said “I guess she wasn’t fealine it” My dad said “you’ve got to be kitten me that was purfect” I said “literally”

Person: guess what?

Other person: what?

Person: Chicken Butt

whats the difference between cancer and me

my dad didn't beat cancer.....whelp i guess i stole that one

One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop. The man asked for some crack The woman turned around and said, 'here.' That's where the crack was. you guessed it.

The next day she wiped it clean ready for the next guest who 'wanted crack' ;)

"guess what my wife left in the freezer"

"her miscarriage"

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."

I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.