Guard jokes
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Community talk
Verse of the day ! 1 Corinthians 16:13, "Be on guard. Stand firm in the faith. Be courageous. Be strong, like men".
I know that no one will care but this is everything that i've written in my journal.
I've been told all of my life that all I do is ruin peoples lives and that all I am is a mistake and shit. I've been told I'm not good enough and that I have to kill myself to make everyone happier. Well guess what. I've fucking tried and tried so many times. I've been trying to keep fighting but what happens? I keep getting hu… Read more
1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more