Grizzly Bear jokes
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Explain bear.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.