Grizzly Bear jokes

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.

Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?

Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?

Because vodka in Russia is weak.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.