Grizzly Bear jokes

Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?

Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.

Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?

Because vodka in Russia is weak.

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.