Grill jokes
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Rate my daily schedule
quarantine be like:
I like mine's extra cheesy!
Community talk
I put penut butter on my grilled cheese
Can someone make me grilled cheese?
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