Grief jokes
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.