New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Grief Jokes
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
