Grief jokes
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.