Goat

Goat Jokes

King

Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.

The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.

Goose

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

Son

Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?

Son goat: No, what?

Dad goat: Goat meat.

Son goat: *Gasps*

Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.

Boy

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!

Roof

I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!

Animal

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

DNA

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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