One day there were 3 people a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born that is why she was named rose. Then the second child walked up and yelled ahhhhhh and the mom said shutup billy goat.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.” The wife says “Honey that’s a goat.” The husband replies with “I was talking to the goat.”
Kid in 2021 Im goated and hide and seek Ann Frank I am the hide and seek champion of the world
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
MAGAnon is the goat
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Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What do sheep hate there enemies goats
Dad goat:Son do you know what i like to eat Son goat:No what? Dad goat: Goat Meat Son goat:*Gasps* Dad goat: Nah i'm just KIDing
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend? You're my boo.
whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do you call a amazing goat
a goat-zing
what do you call a fantastic goat
goatastic so funny please like
why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
shaenaya likes goat dick
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
a goat drank my redbull, so now it's a baphomet!!!
What do you call a goat? A goat
