Goal jokes

If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.

So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

Touch Down.

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.