A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
hi i am Emma I'm going to Stan
Two terrorists walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says “We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey” The Bartender asks “Why a donkey?” Then Terrorist 2 says “See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people.”
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
Y does rapeboat like going to the dog sheltr? It cheaper than a whore house
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
