Glad jokes

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.

Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

What did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

A "glad-he-ate-her".

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.