"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
