A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out šµ and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
I think ur hairline might have the hiccups
Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
No one gives a fuck.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
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Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
