guys this is so disrepctful i love jesus. i go to church every tuesday morning to give jesus a .... giffffffft so disrepctful guys #jesusismyhubby
Not to be rude or anything but im not adopted my bf is and some of these are really mean because sometimes there parents give them up just because there ugly or just because of there skin color We should stop making fun of them and yes i do gigle sometimes but they can be relay hurtful sometimes
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
you look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if i give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
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why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal
If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.
Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
lgbtq = lebron giving back to qommunities (communitys)
why did i give the orphan a iphone 14
Because there is no home button
Like this
it will give yoy good luck see for your self
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
