If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
why did i give the orphan a iphone 14
Because there is no home button
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Give me followers instantly!
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
