What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
My girfriend called me a pedaphile.....Thats a big word for a 1st grader
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror. We never met again
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didnt sit with yanely and jasmine at lunch. funny joke huh
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset
