Cannelloni jokes

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?

Spaghetti-ashannaise

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!