Cannelloni jokes

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

Curry.

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Surprise egg.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.