Cannelloni jokes

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Curry.