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My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

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Explanation

The joke plays on the double meaning of the number '9'. It's meant to sound like the girlfriend is rating the sex very high, but it's actually a pun on the sound she makes during anal sex ('nine/no').

Comments (57)

Dear God 😂

Good for you😁

Tomorrow is a 10 all the way

Now may be the time to call the police

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What

You cant take jokes from Conan O'brian. He said that on his show.

lordsevan this was uploaded before that episode

Lordsevan says "You can't take jokes from Conan O'brian. He said that on his show." His? I don't think anything on that show is his mate.

Nine means in in German No so that counts as a Rape joke too? I hope so I joke about rape Alot

Hahaha huhuhuhu hiihihihi heeer

If your humor is fucked up enough, they're just as funny as murder jokes

er hat mich vergewaltigt (if you don't know what this means then look it up).

the better joke is when your german girlfriend yells out her age during sex. "nein, nein, nein!"

DUDE!!! THAT'S GENIUS... WOW!! HOW DO PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF??

lol 😂😂😂

If Carlin said you can make rape jokes funny then so be it. He is comedy.

Silly man she was shouting her age

They'll say, "You can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." And I'll say, "Fuck you, I think it's hilarious. What do you think about that?"

I'd rather you didn't...

One day my mom caught me wanking, then she sucked and said don't do it again, next day my Daddy caught me wanking, then he sucked andsaid don't do it again next day I caught my mom suck dad's dick and I said do it every day. Cn you guess what happen next day??

That means no in German I know that cause I'm half German

really?????? 9 means no?

That is really fucking disrespectful you fucking little shit cunt. Doesn't your dumbass know that 9 is german for no? When a woman says no you fucking stop you fucking jock ass little perv. I hope you fucking die you fucking little man slut. You fucking dumbass. You should never make jokes about sex assult you fucking kinky lilttle whore. I hope you fucking slit your wrists so much you can scan them at the grocery store. You little bitch I bet you still support segregation you racist little cunt. I hope your parents are dead or about to die. I hope a lizzard penetrates your asshole and you fucking bleed out of your put like taco bell on crack Cunt.

I personally agree with feminist because this joke is disgusting and inappropriate. Your girlfriend is shouting no but you are too fucking dumb to realize that nein is no in german. Now while your writing this joke your girlfriend has probably committed suicide because you fucking raped her. And straight after that you decide to post stuff about your horrific unconsensual sex life on the internet. I hope you fucking die

Get off this website, you fucktards.

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far

Well if shes German and yells 9 its probably Nein not 9

Nine is German for no but it can be made nine as in nine out of ten

You are just a bunch of low lives who cant handle a joke if it on this website then its here for a fucking reason

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fuck society and people who can't take a fucking joke motherfuckers!