Anonymous
in Morbid jokes

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That’s the best I’ve done so far.

Comments (43)

Dear God πŸ˜‚

Good for you😁

Tomorrow is a 10 all the way

9 is german for NOOOooooooOOooO.

Dumb azs.

Now may be the time to call the police

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WHOOOOOOOO πŸ˜‚

he raped me

What

You cant take jokes from Conan O'brian. He said that on his show.

(currently rofl)

F*ck you

lordsevan this was uploaded before that episode

Lordsevan says "You can't take jokes from Conan O'brian. He said that on his show." His? I don't think anything on that show is his mate.

Oh... Oh Nien....

Nine means in in German No so that counts as a Rape joke too? I hope so I joke about rape Alot

I am currently single and I will be forever

Hahaha huhuhuhu hiihihihi heeer

Rape jokes aren't funny

If your humor is fucked up enough, they're just as funny as murder jokes

rape jokes are funny

er hat mich vergewaltigt (if you don't know what this means then look it up).

the better joke is when your german girlfriend yells out her age during sex. "nein, nein, nein!"

wtf bro

FBI OPEN UP!

DUDE!!! THAT'S GENIUS... WOW!! HOW DO PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF??

lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

If Carlin said you can make rape jokes funny then so be it. He is comedy.

she goin ham on my she goin ham on my DICKKK tonightttttt heh

Silly man she was shouting her age

Lmao

They'll say, "You can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." And I'll say, "Fuck you, I think it's hilarious. What do you think about that?"

@stfu I'm going to rape you in a clown costume now that's comedy

I'd rather you didn't...

rape me daddy

Perfect

Same with me I have lots of anal sex

Yup

One day my mom caught me wanking, then she sucked and said don't do it again, next day my Daddy caught me wanking, then he sucked andsaid don't do it again next day I caught my mom suck dad's dick and I said do it every day. Cn you guess what happen next day??

That means no in German I know that cause I'm half German

really?????? 9 means no?