Get away

Get Away Jokes

How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy DIDN’T get away with it...