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why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he's a smooth criminal
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how did Aby get away from mr. ryan in iran. he ran
yo mama so fat ur dad could never get away
today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."
Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house
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What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it? A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Coz what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why did naruto run fast?? Because he tried to get away from himself
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies "No"
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up" she replied
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says "who do you think you are?"
The boy replies "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says "how do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy them replies "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy DIDNβT get away with it...
Yo mama's so ugly, that sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
