Get away jokes
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.