Get away jokes

How do you get away with murder?

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

How do you get away with rape?

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

Why can orphans get away from the FBI?

Because they don't have a house.

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.

How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!

Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?

Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!