Get away jokes

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.

Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the "chrime."

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

How do you get away with murder?

How do you get away with rape?

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.