Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die? A: He lost internet connection
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
3+3=****
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
