The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
