Gay People jokes
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.