What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.